Deep-Fried Calamari Tentacles with Plum, Chilli, Coriander & Mint Tartar-Style Mayo

Golden. Crunchy. Irresistible. Best served hot, loud and shared with cold drinks and no apologies.
Serves 4
For the Calamari Tentacles
Ingredients
- 1 kg calamari tentacles, cleaned and well dried
- ½ cup cake flour
- ¾ cup cornflour
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp smoked paprika
- ½ tsp freshly ground white pepper
- ½ tsp ground coriander
- ½ tsp garlic powder
- Zest of 1 lemon
- Oil for deep frying
- Lemon wedges, to serve
Method
- Pat the calamari tentacles completely dry, this is the secret to crispness.
- In a bowl, mix the cake flour, cornflour, salt, smoked paprika, white pepper, ground coriander, garlic powder and lemon zest.
- Heat the oil to 180 degrees Celsius.
- Toss the tentacles lightly in the seasoned flour, shaking off any excess.
- Fry in small batches for 2 to 3 minutes, until golden, curled and outrageously crisp.
- Drain on kitchen paper and season lightly with a touch more salt while hot.
- Serve immediately with lemon wedges and the plum tartar sauce alongside.
Pile the calamari high on a platter, scatter with extra herbs and serve the sauce in a generous bowl.
For the Plum Style Mayo
Ingredients
- 1 cup good-quality mayonnaise
- 2 ripe fresh plums, stone removed and finely chopped
- 1 tsp honey or soft brown sugar (optional – only if plums aren’t sweet)
- 1 small red chilli, finely chopped (seeds optional)
- 2 Tbsp fresh coriander, finely chopped
- 1 Tbsp fresh mint, finely chopped
- 2 spring onions, finely sliced
- 1 tsp lemon juice or white wine vinegar
- Sea salt, to taste
Method
- Finely chop the fresh plums – you want small, juicy pieces, not purée.
- Stir the plums into the mayonnaise until lightly marbled.
- Add the chilli, coriander, mint and spring onions.
- Add the lemon juice (or vinegar) and season gently with sea salt.
- Taste and adjust – a touch of honey if needed, a pinch more salt if it wants sharpening.
- Chill for 15 to 30 minutes to let everything mingle and flirt.
Tips
If your plums are very firm, soften them quickly in a pan with 1 tablespoon water for 2 minutes, then cool before chopping.
For extra depth, add ½ teaspoon finely grated fresh ginger.
This sauce is sensational with calamari, prawns, fish fingers, chicken schnitzel… and straight off the spoon (no judgement).
Fresh, feisty, and dangerously dippable.
